Mama Says Gumball Message Dispenser – Custom Advice Capsule Machine, Valentine from Mom
$249.00
Description
Mama Says™ Gumball Message Dispenser
Old-school style. Mom-level wisdom. Unexpected heat.
This ain‘t your average gumball machine—this one spits facts, not snacks. The Mama Says™ Dispenser is a custom message machine built to serve up your hottest takes, deepest truths, and most iconic Mama-isms one capsule at a time.
Whether you‘re delivering encouragement, roasts, or unsolicited wisdom in pure maternal fashion, this machine is here to keep the truth rolling—literally.
📦 What’s Included:
100 Empty Capsules – Ready to be filled with notes, quotes, or emotional damage
100 Blank Colorful Scrolls – Write your own messages, life tips, or jokes
Coin-Free Crank – No payment required to speak your truth
Custom Color Options – Personalize the machine body and labels to match your vibe
🔥 Why You‘ll Love It:
💬 Drop Truth, Not Gum – From “Don’t talk to strangers” to “You’re not tired, you’re dehydrated,” this machine dispenses pure wisdom (or whatever hot takes you load into it).
🎓 Graduation & Life Moment Must-Have – A killer gift for grads, newlyweds, first-jobbers, or your bestie who just needs to hear “You got this” on repeat.
💒 Epic Guest Book Alternative – Set it out at weddings, birthdays, or retirement parties so guests can leave notes with meaning (or chaos).
🎨 Fully Customizable – Choose your colors and fonts to match your aesthetic—whether it‘s soft mom vibes or chaotic auntie energy.
📍 Statement Piece – Put it in the kitchen, office, dorm room, or reception table and watch people keep coming back for more truth.
🛠️ Built to Last – Durable materials, smooth operation, and a vibe that won’t quit. No quarters needed—just the courage to face the facts.
🎁 Perfect For:
Graduation gifts
College care packages
Weddings & guest tables
Breakups, birthdays, promotions
Family gatherings & roasts
Offices, classrooms, and coffee tables
Anyone who needs a nudge (or a reality check)
💡 Real Talk, One Twist at a Time
Because let’s be honest—Mama says what Mama says. And now, you can too. This dispenser is part party trick, part emotional support device, part mic drop. Fill it up, set it out, and let the unsolicited advice roll.
Old-school style. Mom-level wisdom. Unexpected heat.
This ain‘t your average gumball machine—this one spits facts, not snacks. The Mama Says™ Dispenser is a custom message machine built to serve up your hottest takes, deepest truths, and most iconic Mama-isms one capsule at a time.
Whether you‘re delivering encouragement, roasts, or unsolicited wisdom in pure maternal fashion, this machine is here to keep the truth rolling—literally.
📦 What’s Included:
100 Empty Capsules – Ready to be filled with notes, quotes, or emotional damage
100 Blank Colorful Scrolls – Write your own messages, life tips, or jokes
Coin-Free Crank – No payment required to speak your truth
Custom Color Options – Personalize the machine body and labels to match your vibe
🔥 Why You‘ll Love It:
💬 Drop Truth, Not Gum – From “Don’t talk to strangers” to “You’re not tired, you’re dehydrated,” this machine dispenses pure wisdom (or whatever hot takes you load into it).
🎓 Graduation & Life Moment Must-Have – A killer gift for grads, newlyweds, first-jobbers, or your bestie who just needs to hear “You got this” on repeat.
💒 Epic Guest Book Alternative – Set it out at weddings, birthdays, or retirement parties so guests can leave notes with meaning (or chaos).
🎨 Fully Customizable – Choose your colors and fonts to match your aesthetic—whether it‘s soft mom vibes or chaotic auntie energy.
📍 Statement Piece – Put it in the kitchen, office, dorm room, or reception table and watch people keep coming back for more truth.
🛠️ Built to Last – Durable materials, smooth operation, and a vibe that won’t quit. No quarters needed—just the courage to face the facts.
🎁 Perfect For:
Graduation gifts
College care packages
Weddings & guest tables
Breakups, birthdays, promotions
Family gatherings & roasts
Offices, classrooms, and coffee tables
Anyone who needs a nudge (or a reality check)
💡 Real Talk, One Twist at a Time
Because let’s be honest—Mama says what Mama says. And now, you can too. This dispenser is part party trick, part emotional support device, part mic drop. Fill it up, set it out, and let the unsolicited advice roll.